Dealing with cops is never fun. Federal cops are even less fun. I dealt with a lot of cops at my first job, but the US Marshals were above and away the worst I had the displeasure of encountering.

As previously noted I was not the most socially adept person as a college student, but I was also “blessed” with an abundance of friends who were determined to “solve” my problems. In this instance took it upon themselves to drag me on what has certainly been, my most unique birthday adventure to date.

My favorite college job wasn’t even my job technically, but was some friends of mine. This is the tale of us going above and beyond to deliver excellent customer service in the sort of irresponsible way only unsupervised college students can.